teacher: hey you are failing your classes idiot
student: you know what teach? i dont give a swag *walks out*
that student.. as you may have already guessed.. was albert einstein
um..i think you made this up for notes?
first of all, how dare you
i googled “why do cats run around and meow at night” and one of the results listed this as a cause:
u know he dead
Japanese t-shirts with English text are my favourite thing in the world
I DID NOT SPEND MY WHOLE LUNCH HOUR SCOURING THE MALL FOR ONE NOTE.
Why does this not have more notes? These are wonderful!
you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
how do people even fuck up movie adaptations there’s literally a written plot all set out for you with character descriptions and dialogue
Gravity Falls, “Dreamscaperers”
Not sure if this was intentional, but I thought it was a pretty cool parallel between Carpet Diem and The Golf War.